Nikki Glaser

Yes and no. I mean, I think that's what I started pursuing initially in high school when I was like, how am I going to get... How am I going to meet Dave Matthews? I got to get... That was my real goal of being on TV. That's the only way I could be in his sphere. And when I met him, I said the word sphere several times. I tried to be in your sphere. It was really embarrassing.

Yes and no. I mean, I think that's what I started pursuing initially in high school when I was like, how am I going to get... How am I going to meet Dave Matthews? I got to get... That was my real goal of being on TV. That's the only way I could be in his sphere. And when I met him, I said the word sphere several times. I tried to be in your sphere. It was really embarrassing.

That did not come until way later. So I was like, okay, I'll be an actress. And I was not getting the parts in school plays. And I didn't even go to like a theater school. So it was like, you know, I was getting Townsperson B and stuff. So I was getting feedback like, this isn't for you to act.

That did not come until way later. So I was like, okay, I'll be an actress. And I was not getting the parts in school plays. And I didn't even go to like a theater school. So it was like, you know, I was getting Townsperson B and stuff. So I was getting feedback like, this isn't for you to act.

That did not come until way later. So I was like, okay, I'll be an actress. And I was not getting the parts in school plays. And I didn't even go to like a theater school. So it was like, you know, I was getting Townsperson B and stuff. So I was getting feedback like, this isn't for you to act.

Always be. And I would think I would get the lead. And then I'd be at the bottom of the list and I would cry. And then I'd go, oh, I guess I'll go do field hockey. And it was terrible at sports. So I was like, didn't really, but I was so depressed that it wasn't going to work out. I auditioned for theater school, didn't get in anywhere.

Always be. And I would think I would get the lead. And then I'd be at the bottom of the list and I would cry. And then I'd go, oh, I guess I'll go do field hockey. And it was terrible at sports. So I was like, didn't really, but I was so depressed that it wasn't going to work out. I auditioned for theater school, didn't get in anywhere.

Always be. And I would think I would get the lead. And then I'd be at the bottom of the list and I would cry. And then I'd go, oh, I guess I'll go do field hockey. And it was terrible at sports. So I was like, didn't really, but I was so depressed that it wasn't going to work out. I auditioned for theater school, didn't get in anywhere.

And I was really like, I guess I'll just like have to kill myself. That's great. Like, I really was thinking that because what's the point of living if you're not gonna be on TV and performing in some way? But I had no way to do it. I just thought acting's the only way. I had no idea there were other things. I didn't even look into it. I knew I couldn't sing or dance. What did your parents do?

And I was really like, I guess I'll just like have to kill myself. That's great. Like, I really was thinking that because what's the point of living if you're not gonna be on TV and performing in some way? But I had no way to do it. I just thought acting's the only way. I had no idea there were other things. I didn't even look into it. I knew I couldn't sing or dance. What did your parents do?

And I was really like, I guess I'll just like have to kill myself. That's great. Like, I really was thinking that because what's the point of living if you're not gonna be on TV and performing in some way? But I had no way to do it. I just thought acting's the only way. I had no idea there were other things. I didn't even look into it. I knew I couldn't sing or dance. What did your parents do?

My dad's in the cable business and my mom was just a homemaker. And so they were just, they were always supportive. And I come from a really funny family and they have great taste in comedy. So I was always consumed. My dad like introduced me to Conan when I was in like eighth grade. And I was like, you got to check out this show. And then that changed my life. And Seinfeld I was obsessed with.

My dad's in the cable business and my mom was just a homemaker. And so they were just, they were always supportive. And I come from a really funny family and they have great taste in comedy. So I was always consumed. My dad like introduced me to Conan when I was in like eighth grade. And I was like, you got to check out this show. And then that changed my life. And Seinfeld I was obsessed with.

My dad's in the cable business and my mom was just a homemaker. And so they were just, they were always supportive. And I come from a really funny family and they have great taste in comedy. So I was always consumed. My dad like introduced me to Conan when I was in like eighth grade. And I was like, you got to check out this show. And then that changed my life. And Seinfeld I was obsessed with.

And Friends. I was really, I loved comedy, but I wasn't, stand-up didn't, I didn't do much for me. I just wasn't even paying attention to it. And then I went to college and I was like... Long story short, I had like a terrible eating disorder because I was pretty much like, I just want to die. My life sucks and nothing's going the way I want it to.

And Friends. I was really, I loved comedy, but I wasn't, stand-up didn't, I didn't do much for me. I just wasn't even paying attention to it. And then I went to college and I was like... Long story short, I had like a terrible eating disorder because I was pretty much like, I just want to die. My life sucks and nothing's going the way I want it to.

And Friends. I was really, I loved comedy, but I wasn't, stand-up didn't, I didn't do much for me. I just wasn't even paying attention to it. And then I went to college and I was like... Long story short, I had like a terrible eating disorder because I was pretty much like, I just want to die. My life sucks and nothing's going the way I want it to.

And I have to go to college and figure out what I want to do for a living, but I don't want to do anything except... perform and I'm not good at that. And everyone tells me I'm not good at it. Like I was taking voice lessons to be a singer and my voice teacher like took my mom aside and said, this is a waste of your money. She doesn't have it.

And I have to go to college and figure out what I want to do for a living, but I don't want to do anything except... perform and I'm not good at that. And everyone tells me I'm not good at it. Like I was taking voice lessons to be a singer and my voice teacher like took my mom aside and said, this is a waste of your money. She doesn't have it.

And I have to go to college and figure out what I want to do for a living, but I don't want to do anything except... perform and I'm not good at that. And everyone tells me I'm not good at it. Like I was taking voice lessons to be a singer and my voice teacher like took my mom aside and said, this is a waste of your money. She doesn't have it.