"Nikki Glaser"
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Hey, everybody. It's a podcast. It's Smartless. And you have hosts, Sean, Will, Jason. Here it comes.
Here it comes.
Here it comes. Welcome to Smartless.
Oh, yeah. Welcome to Smartless.
Smart.
You know what I said to Scotty yesterday?
I said, you know these— Can we guess? Can we guess what you said to Scotty yesterday?
Well, you go first. I'll go second.
Did you touch my sprinkles?
Jay, do you have a guess? I'm still writing it, but it's somewhere in the Star Wars, Star Trek fight canon, you know?
No, I said to him, concept cars, they— Should we put a love seat in the toilet? No, I said concept cars are such a waste of time because they're such a tease. Like, they're these really cool cars and they never make them. It's like, why don't they just make them? Sometimes they do and they take pieces of them.
I feel like that Tesla super truck or whatever the hell it is, it looks like an absolute joke rolling around the roads.
Oh, you mean the douche identifier? We had a feeling you were a dick and now it's confirmed. looks like a silver 80s tank or something yeah i love it distracting i love it because you do you do get to see you're like where are all the where all the douchebags oh they're there there's one there then you can just stay away it does look like a concept car and then they went to production on it's like oh yeah it's the dumbest but some of the concept cars that like all these companies make they're so cool and they're like well okay well
Where do you get one of those? And they never make them. Sure. It's like couture.
Oh, sorry, Jason. Go ahead. Well, so what they do in the fashion world is they'll go ahead and they'll make stuff just for the fashion show. This Henley, for instance, can't be found.
God damn it.
What night?
What night?
Wednesday. Come over. I'll be gone by then. Wonderful. Wonderful. Jay, would you say you're at the cutting edge of fashion, by the way? Because I noticed you wearing some rag and bone jeans, which reminded me of 2011. And I thought, here's my guy.
Listen, things are great back here in 2011.
Anyway, listen, we could do this forever, all day, and I'm sure our guest is just riveted by what we're saying. I can tell you something that I am. I'm riveted when she's performing. I am riveted, and by riveted, I mean generally laughing the entire time. I think it's so rare when, or it's so special when a performer comes along that just kind of constantly, every time you see them, they exceed expectations, and then they just surprise you with their comedy. She is somebody who makes you laugh from moment one, and then the next time, It's not Cher. And she makes you laugh in ways that you're like... And she has that unique thing also of every time you hear a joke, not only are you laughing, you're thinking, I can't believe I didn't think of that. It's so brilliant. And she keeps topping herself. She's had a million specials. She had a new special... Sorry? What color is her hair? Well... You'll see. I was going to guess.
She has a new special that just came out on HBO Max or whatever they call it on May 11th. But she really, really rocketed herself this year in the ultimate roast of Tom Brady. You guys, it's the none other than the most hilarious Nikki Glaser.
Oh, my God. Nikki Glaser. Yes, she is. Good morning. Hi, guys. Wait, are you in the back of a coffee shop? Where are you?
I'm at the Comedy Store podcast studio. Truly? I'm visiting LA and I wasn't going to fuck around with you guys. I wasn't going to trust my Wi-Fi at my hotel. I needed like a real studio. This is the real deal.
You're not an Angeleno? No. I live in St. Louis. So you moved back to St. Louis full time?
I did. I did. I went back during COVID just to hang out with my parents and my family and then it lifted and I was just like, no one even knows I'm here. I can just go to LA and people in LA think I'm in New York and people in LA or New York think I'm in LA.
Isn't the crime rate huge there?
Yeah, in certain parts. All right, wonderful.
I just read that.
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