Nikki Glaser

I was like, I just have to keep pursuing being hot or talented in some way, which I wasn't talented. That was the other thing I didn't find because I wasn't able to get big and loud and funny. because I didn't want people to go, well, you're also ugly. That wasn't an option to be big. So I just waited till I found a talent and I didn't have one until I started stand-up comedy.

Literally tried everything. And that was really frustrating.

Literally tried everything. And that was really frustrating.

Literally tried everything. And that was really frustrating.

I have the greatest parents imaginable. I think it's I had a mom that just never liked the way she looked and was never pretty, never thin enough. But I was really tuned in with celebrity culture. So all that stuff got in. I wanted to be famous. So it's like I need to look like Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston.

I have the greatest parents imaginable. I think it's I had a mom that just never liked the way she looked and was never pretty, never thin enough. But I was really tuned in with celebrity culture. So all that stuff got in. I wanted to be famous. So it's like I need to look like Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston.

I have the greatest parents imaginable. I think it's I had a mom that just never liked the way she looked and was never pretty, never thin enough. But I was really tuned in with celebrity culture. So all that stuff got in. I wanted to be famous. So it's like I need to look like Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston.

Not even hot. Very uncomfortable when someone's like lusting for me. I want the approval that comes with it outside of someone actually putting anything in me. Yeah, attractive. I just want people to be like, I want to be her. I guess that's what I want. Oh, that's so embarrassing to admit. No, we all, no. I used to want that. My parents, we love watching TV. I wanted to be on TV.

Not even hot. Very uncomfortable when someone's like lusting for me. I want the approval that comes with it outside of someone actually putting anything in me. Yeah, attractive. I just want people to be like, I want to be her. I guess that's what I want. Oh, that's so embarrassing to admit. No, we all, no. I used to want that. My parents, we love watching TV. I wanted to be on TV.

Not even hot. Very uncomfortable when someone's like lusting for me. I want the approval that comes with it outside of someone actually putting anything in me. Yeah, attractive. I just want people to be like, I want to be her. I guess that's what I want. Oh, that's so embarrassing to admit. No, we all, no. I used to want that. My parents, we love watching TV. I wanted to be on TV.

I wanted to be seen by them in that way and be like, wow, that's extraordinary. I'm an Enneagram three. So my worth is determined by if I am extraordinary. I do things that people go, holy shit, how could she do that? I was always like looking for that in terms of looks. I felt like that was the only way to achieve that. I was a fine actress, but just didn't get

I wanted to be seen by them in that way and be like, wow, that's extraordinary. I'm an Enneagram three. So my worth is determined by if I am extraordinary. I do things that people go, holy shit, how could she do that? I was always like looking for that in terms of looks. I felt like that was the only way to achieve that. I was a fine actress, but just didn't get

I wanted to be seen by them in that way and be like, wow, that's extraordinary. I'm an Enneagram three. So my worth is determined by if I am extraordinary. I do things that people go, holy shit, how could she do that? I was always like looking for that in terms of looks. I felt like that was the only way to achieve that. I was a fine actress, but just didn't get

cast in things in high school and was like, that's the only way to be on TV is to act. And so audition for theater school didn't get into any and was like, what am I going to fucking do? I've said this before. I was like, I'm just going to have to kill myself someday because that is a failed life.

cast in things in high school and was like, that's the only way to be on TV is to act. And so audition for theater school didn't get into any and was like, what am I going to fucking do? I've said this before. I was like, I'm just going to have to kill myself someday because that is a failed life.

cast in things in high school and was like, that's the only way to be on TV is to act. And so audition for theater school didn't get into any and was like, what am I going to fucking do? I've said this before. I was like, I'm just going to have to kill myself someday because that is a failed life.

If my only dream in life is to be on TV and be a personality, like a performer, and I don't do it and I just have to watch people do it forever, I'll eventually have to kill myself. And that sucks. Oh, I have to do that someday. It was kind of like a thing I have to do someday. Like, oh, it's not now, but soon.

If my only dream in life is to be on TV and be a personality, like a performer, and I don't do it and I just have to watch people do it forever, I'll eventually have to kill myself. And that sucks. Oh, I have to do that someday. It was kind of like a thing I have to do someday. Like, oh, it's not now, but soon.

If my only dream in life is to be on TV and be a personality, like a performer, and I don't do it and I just have to watch people do it forever, I'll eventually have to kill myself. And that sucks. Oh, I have to do that someday. It was kind of like a thing I have to do someday. Like, oh, it's not now, but soon.

Yeah, a year. The first thing I was really good at was not eating. That was the first thing that I was like, whoa. Talk about getting confidence from something because this just came to me a couple months ago when I was trying to like think about what led me to do that and why did I stick with it and why did I get such a rush from it?