Nikki Westcott

It's like I always used to say, and I think I've told you this before many a time, but like when I was a little kid, I was always like had this like kind of fantasy in my mind that I was like, if I ever like...

I had a fight with my friend or boyfriend or something.

I would just, like, leave and, like, go and change my name and start a new life.

And I always weirdly imagined it in this small town in New South Wales, which is so random.

Really?

Literally.

Like, new name.

Like, random.

And, like, I just had no, like... You're just like, oh, we'll just start again.

Yeah.

And now I'm, like, just trying to, like...

not even full-time moved to Melbourne and I'm like, oh, the challenges are just too hard.

It's just like I can't even imagine how the fuck was I going to change my name and move somewhere where no one knew me?

I'm too scared to even move to Melbourne when I can fly back up every week.

Big Ursula staying right on the canals.

Oh, and loving the canal still.

I also just thought about, I'm like, why did I renovate my home if I want to move to Melbourne?

To Airbnb it and then get heaps of money maybe?

I don't want people in my house, babe.

I don't want randoms in my house.