Noel Miller
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Podcast Appearances
You can take it to whatever weird hotel.
I know hotels typically come equipped with cuck chairs, but this one is sort of like a break-in case.
It's got an iPhone tripod.
Oh, no, you're right.
I mean, I didn't even get to go over the features.
It's got a built-in fan.
So, you know, like the little fan that you get at a theme park.
Got that with a mister.
It does have two USB-C ports.
And they have a standard USB-A port.
Yeah, it's incredible.
And it also doubles as a laptop cooler.
And for the low, low price of $59.99.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, and this is just, you know, just so we're transparent.
This is not a standard size fleshlight.
This is a half light.
So this is a mini all the way in there.
This is, you know, it's just for a titillation.
If you're looking for words.