Nolan
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288 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jan 2025
Nolan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I walked to in the backyard today and the other week I noticed, oh my God, I'm literally going to throw up thinking about it. I noticed that a mushroom was growing from the ground. Okay. And it just really bugged me out for some reason because it reminds me of my friend Trudy in college. She had a mushroom grow out of her wall in her apartment. Yeah, it was despicable. Out of a wall is nuts.
So that's what every time I think about mushrooms, it's just like- We're moving. Like fungi, like it's gross. Gross. Noah, I walked in the backyard today. It is mushroom land. Like it is mushroom land. There are five feet long mushrooms in our backyard. They are disgusting.
My southern friend Will told me that it means our grass is healthy. You still hate him. It gives me goosebumps in a gross way. You know how you have different types of goosebumps? It gives me goosebumps. I'm like, ooh, don't touch me. And then Will went to the backyard and started picking up all the mushrooms. And I said, not near me. What are you angry about? You're a pretty happy person.
Like, period.
You love your material things, but you're, like, very grounded.
Scorpio.
No, they're just, like, not, like, the best people.
Yes, my mom's a Taurus.
So you really have nothing you're angry about?
Because it can be the slightest thing.
Like I forgot my headphones in my Uber the other day.
Sucked.
I got them back.
There was a part of me that was... Every time I lose something, there's always a part of me that's like, do I just fucking... Let go and let God. Right. If it's gone, it's gone. It's gone. It's gone. But in this case, I was like, no, I can't do that anymore.
I'm 25 years old.
You know what I mean?
The worst time it ever happened to me was one time I left my entire backpack with my computer and iPad and everything. Oof.
Did you? At the airport. So I went through security and there's videos of me prancing. I was so blacked out drunk. I was prancing around the airport with my bag and like not my backpack on and like I just didn't notice. And then my friend Cassidy showed me a video and was like, look how funny this is. And I was like, where's my backpack?
And then I realized it wasn't on me and I had left it and I was about to board my flight and I had to go upstairs back through security, have him drive back, which is so lovely for him to do, get my backpack, re-go through security again on a different flight. It was the worst night of my life.
What an inconvenience.
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