Nolan
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288 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Jan 2025
Nolan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Wait. That got her. You know how this goes, right? Oh, that's so awkward. You don't.
I don't. I see the clips. I do. Okay, so the pussy's right in. They give us advice and, you know. They give us advice. Or, sorry, they ask us for advice and we tell them, you know. Great. Okay, I like this. Just found out my stepmom fucked my boyfriend of four years.
He asked to grab his hoodie from my house while I was at class, and when I got home, there was freshly used dirty condom in her trash. She's very much single. I know it wasn't anyone else. Also, two days ago, she asked if we were sexually active and if I'm taking birth control. Weird. Help. Do I fuck his dad because he's a DILF status, or do I take the high road? I have, like, a thing for dad.
That's crazy. I have a thing for dad, so I would fuck the dad, like, regardless of the situation. Of course. What would you do? Naturally.
Like, what do you recommend she does?
I don't know what I would prescribe to that. Maybe Cinderella, a Cinderella story because the stepmom sucks. And she takes the high road and she becomes Cinderella.
I went out last weekend and got super drunk and did a lot of embarrassing things. I confessing to the guy I'm talking to that I don't want to date him because of his girl best friend. The anxiety has been eating me alive. What do I do to stop overthinking all the stupid shit I've done and move on? I'll tell you. You stream the hangover song featuring Snooki by Jake Shane off Piss and Pumps.
But it's so bad and so embarrassing that you're scared to ask.
Yeah, anyone. I'm, like, freaking out. I've been freaking out about it all day. Do you have a reoccurring one? No, it happened last night. I'm convinced it was a memory, though. No, it was a nightmare. Because, like, if... There's no way.
It was the moon. I swear to God it was the moon. I'm not even kidding because that week I was having a nightmare every single day. So I stopped smoking weed. It was like two, three weeks ago. Right.
Yeah, but not really. I guess I had a really bad nightmare last night. Nightmares suck. Do you ever have a dream and it's not a nightmare, but it's just not enjoyable?
Yeah, you're like, wait, I don't like this. It's not a nightmare, but this isn't fun for me.
Sometimes, like, Nolan really comes through with, like, the question to guest. Yeah. Like, you remember the hard-boiled egg situation? Yeah. In the last few years, I've really found an interest in on-screen acting, although I don't have time for it. I've been really considering doing high school theater, but I don't have any friends who are doing it, and I don't want to be labeled as a weird kid.
What should I do? See, that was me in high school, and I regret it every day of my life. Like, you don't want to live with regret. Like, I was too, like, insecure in myself because acting, especially in theater, requires, like, a lot of vulnerability. Of course. And, like, I was so insecure in myself. Aren't we all? We all are, but, like, I regret it so much.
And, like, just... And I ended up doing it my senior year. And just, like, ripping off the Band-Aid and doing it is, like, the best thing to ever happen to you. Like, if you have a passion, like, go for it.
Yeah.
What? Yeah. Theater, acting, it's my number one regret in my life. Yeah.
Yeah. Other things, but... Yeah.
Piggyback. We deserve each other.
What's your biggest... Oh, sorry.
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