Noni Stapleton
speaker
750 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 4 Sep
Noni Stapleton’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So we'd go off to each field, him callin' out the numbers from the cow's ear tags, and me writing em down in the blue book.
Sometimes.
I catch him looking at me.
And my stomach could flip.
I used to look at that sleeping bag and be dying for him to just leap on me.
Halfway back to town one evening.
I couldn't take it any more.
So I turned round and headed back.
I didn't know exactly what I was going to say to him, really.
I just knew I couldn't stick another minute and I'll havein' em.
By the time I got back up there, I decided on a date.
I'm going to ask him out on a date.
I definitely had a guardian angel that day, 'cause I found em straight away.
He was out in the hayshed, leaning up against a bale.
Having a wank.
I don't think this is the right time to ask him out on a date.
So instead, I said
He opened his eyes and pinned me with this look like he was going to kill me.
And then for a tiny second.
Like he didn't know what kind of creature I was at all.
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