Noni Stapleton

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750 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 4 Sep

Noni Stapleton’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I felt sorry for her, actually, even though I hate her.
The cow
Real sorry, when the AI man came to inseminate.
I mean like who wants a giant needle up to you know what instead of the real ting?
Over in seconds, bang, sure enough.
She's pregnant.
And two months after that?
So I might.
And I not even got to pretend to myself that Jimmy wasn't happier about the cow 'cause he was came boundin' into the kitchen to tell Breda the cow's havin' a buy, and he hasn't even told her we're an item not to mind up the pole.
I want to start showing soon.
She might be blind in one eye, but she's not tick.
Anyway.
He gulps down the end of his tea, tea leaves and all.
Jumps up, grabs his fleece, mumbling something about grass tetany, whatever that is, some cow disease, I suppose, and stamps back through the kitchen.
Come here, come here.
We'll go with you.
Moral support.
I'm only dying to get a look at her.
See if things are as bad as he says.
Inside in the jeep, I says to him.
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