Noni Stapleton

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750 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 4 Sep

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Drama On One · Charolais by Noni Stapleton · 21 Aug 2026 podcast

Say if I wanted to murder that dirty big goldy slut up there in the field, how would I go about it?

Oh yeah, bear in mind now that I'm heavily pregnant with your giant baby and all.

I was getting desperate.

I mean the only ways I can come up with are kind of dodgy.

First, I reckon, couldn't I just slit her throat?

I dunno if I could manage it.

It's tough now cow hide so it is.

I mean cow skins are like leather.

I got a bit of a brain wave though on my last trip to the hospital.

The nurse was taking me blood and it ought

Sure I'd only have to nick of in.

Bleed her out.

So I nipped into Sheehan's on the way home and bought a Stanley knife.

She doesn't make the cot nor bother.

Then I could stick in a carvin knife or something and widen it and widen it and widen it.

That would work.

It be hard.

I'm really, really feckin' messy.

I don't know.

I haven't ruled it out.

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