Noni Stapleton

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750 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 4 Sep

Noni Stapleton’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I didn't.
And I don't give a shite.
I'm telling ya, she has to go.
That cow's days are numbered.
I spend hours awake during the night thinking how I might do it.
Electric fence won't work unless I plug it into the mains.
My mind gets jumbled and I can't sleep a wink.
I wish I'd Jimmy next to me for a squeeze.
I pat across the land and creep into his room just to have a look at him, this strong, heavy thing unconscious in front of me.
He's like a fucking gorgeous thing.
Lump.
and I'm standin' there with that feeling like you get when you think you might jump off the balcony at mass.
Like I might shout out loud or explode or disappear I want to squeeze him that much.
And then I worry that I'd feel that way about the baby too.
And accidentally kill it.
I'd be gone out with my mind altogether if it wasn't for dis ol'p.
It's great for telling you what's normal.
I'm addicted to it.
At twenty nine weeks, your baby is about the size of a butternut squash, and will double in size between now and the birth.
Jesus.
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