Norwegian Soft Kitten

I can get all of my bills paid It's been eight months since I was laid I feel so broke down and busted Like Jimmy Carter, I'm busted Think I'll just get drunk and drink

Just get drunk and screw But if I did that joke's what's new Can't imagine life getting better I just got a Dear John letter Think I'll just get drunk and drink

I can't think When I wake up, oh, sweet Jesus knows Think I'll just get drunk and drink I lost my job just the other day

Every day I keep getting madder If I don't listen I'll burst my bladder Think I'll just get drunk and drink Can't believe my dog up and died I laid in bed and cried

I'll be so polluted I can't think.

Just get drunk and drink

Now I got a stomachache

I wanted the ice to drain But I didn't want a storm again My way to the storm

Ice cream I didn't have no ice cream Cause now I'm a beast