Omid Djalili

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589 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard Apr 2025

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What Did You Do Yesterday? with Max Rushden & David O'Doherty · S2 EP14: Omid Djalili · 6 Apr 2025 podcast

And as I got to the, I think the court hotel, this guy goes, hey, Ahmed.

He goes, Ahmed, I just saw you with Tommy.

Tommy's up there.

You're done here, man.

You're nothing.

Yeah, thank you all that, but you're nothing.

And I said, excuse me, we are in Ireland.

I'd like to see Tommy do Kabul.

Let's see Tommy do Kabul.

And he goes, nah, he'll storm it.

He says, oh, shut up.

And I went to bed and then I had a dream that on the front page of the Irish Times, there was Tommy being held up by the Taliban with the headline, Tommy storms Kabul.

And I woke up in a sweat.

So yes, everything they said that night, both comedians did Irish material and I had no Irish material and I absolutely bombed.

I completely fell asleep, died on my ass that night.

So we had the Zoom.

The Zoom finished at 1.30.

And I have to tell you, this will disappoint many people.

But what I did next, I went for a lie down.

Wonderful.

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