Omid Djalili

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589 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard Apr 2025

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I'm a necrophiliac.
And he said, what?
I said, I'm a necrophiliac.
I don't take milk.
And he said, is that the right word?
I said...
Lactose intolerance.
So we never actually, this was something that was going to be nice, but we never agreed on a film when we got into an argument and then we didn't do it.
So that was mostly between 2.30 and 3.30.
And then from 3.30 onwards, I was just walking around muttering things about my son.
Yeah, the movies that they probably wouldn't have heard of that were big when I was younger, movies like Rollerball.
If you remember Rollerball in 1974, we'll watch Death Race 2000 because they never understood that when I was a kid, they say, Dad, watch that person.
And then I would accelerate towards them.
And they said, what are you doing?
I said, Death Race 2000, that's 10 points.
And then I'd swerve out the way.
He goes, you're nuts.
Have you not watched Death Race?
So then I'd watch it.
He goes, now we understand.
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