Owen Murphy

Multiple reports suggest that Michael Arteta started a fire in the Arsenal training ground.

He didn't set fire to a building.

Maybe it was a fire pit.

He got someone in with a fire pit or he organised that there was a fire.

Yeah.

It's not like a disused lot somewhere in North London.

It is on Arsenal property.

I believe so.

What was thrown on this fire?

Well, that was the question.

I mean, is this, the first person you think of is obviously Stannis Baratheon, you know, and is Max Diamond going to be fed to the flames to appease the Lord of Light?

You know, not many people have been thinking about those types of things in recent years.

I mean, again, it's like this sort of, what's the point of illustrating your metaphor with an actual fire?

You know, what is gained by this?

You know, it's laughable.

It's ridiculous.

And then you hear...

you hear Arteta after the game saying, we are more convinced than ever that we will win the league, which makes no sense because it's become obviously much more unlikely that you're going to win given the result that we've just had.

Still, though...

I kind of believed Declan Rice when he was saying that.