Oz Pearlman

I'm like, the night where you dropped, you know, that, that trying to see if you remember it. Right. And I wanted to apologize for it because I felt so bad. And I'm like, I was talking to you while you're pissing. And dude, I just loved you so much. And he didn't even know this moment. But I'm like, I've been holding this weight for a while, Mike, and I'm a big fan.

I'm like, the night where you dropped, you know, that, that trying to see if you remember it. Right. And I wanted to apologize for it because I felt so bad. And I'm like, I was talking to you while you're pissing. And dude, I just loved you so much. And he didn't even know this moment. But I'm like, I've been holding this weight for a while, Mike, and I'm a big fan.

I'm like, the night where you dropped, you know, that, that trying to see if you remember it. Right. And I wanted to apologize for it because I felt so bad. And I'm like, I was talking to you while you're pissing. And dude, I just loved you so much. And he didn't even know this moment. But I'm like, I've been holding this weight for a while, Mike, and I'm a big fan.

And I'm sorry I talked to you while we both had our dicks out. It was not okay.

And I'm sorry I talked to you while we both had our dicks out. It was not okay.

And I'm sorry I talked to you while we both had our dicks out. It was not okay.

There's a line in the sand that I have just crossed, brother. That's hilarious. And he forgot about it. He didn't know, dude. I mean, it's like when I have gigs where people come back to me and three years later, like, dude, do you remember this thing? And I go, of course I do. Yes. No, most of the time you don't remember. You try. I remember the best and the worst, man.

There's a line in the sand that I have just crossed, brother. That's hilarious. And he forgot about it. He didn't know, dude. I mean, it's like when I have gigs where people come back to me and three years later, like, dude, do you remember this thing? And I go, of course I do. Yes. No, most of the time you don't remember. You try. I remember the best and the worst, man.

There's a line in the sand that I have just crossed, brother. That's hilarious. And he forgot about it. He didn't know, dude. I mean, it's like when I have gigs where people come back to me and three years later, like, dude, do you remember this thing? And I go, of course I do. Yes. No, most of the time you don't remember. You try. I remember the best and the worst, man.

I remember some moments where I've bombed so bad that it is seared in your DNA. You know that feeling? Oh, yeah. And it's usually ones where you're not to blame, but the buck stops here. You know what I'm saying? Sure. Like where the setup is terrible, the outdoor gig. I had one where, God, it was like the town of Charlotte or some town hired me, some city. And I had to...

I remember some moments where I've bombed so bad that it is seared in your DNA. You know that feeling? Oh, yeah. And it's usually ones where you're not to blame, but the buck stops here. You know what I'm saying? Sure. Like where the setup is terrible, the outdoor gig. I had one where, God, it was like the town of Charlotte or some town hired me, some city. And I had to...

I remember some moments where I've bombed so bad that it is seared in your DNA. You know that feeling? Oh, yeah. And it's usually ones where you're not to blame, but the buck stops here. You know what I'm saying? Sure. Like where the setup is terrible, the outdoor gig. I had one where, God, it was like the town of Charlotte or some town hired me, some city. And I had to...

Insert all these data points about the city. And we're like, normally we do two or three things. I will mention two or three things in the course of a show. And if it's 10 minutes, forget it. It's I don't want to be a salesperson up there. People tune out if they're like, what are you selling me something right now? Right. And I had to say eight or nine things about the town of was it Charlotte?

Insert all these data points about the city. And we're like, normally we do two or three things. I will mention two or three things in the course of a show. And if it's 10 minutes, forget it. It's I don't want to be a salesperson up there. People tune out if they're like, what are you selling me something right now? Right. And I had to say eight or nine things about the town of was it Charlotte?

Insert all these data points about the city. And we're like, normally we do two or three things. I will mention two or three things in the course of a show. And if it's 10 minutes, forget it. It's I don't want to be a salesperson up there. People tune out if they're like, what are you selling me something right now? Right. And I had to say eight or nine things about the town of was it Charlotte?

And at the last moment, we do dress rehearsal and go, by the way, we're all dressing as genies. And we're going to have a life-size genie lamp on stage. And it's going to start doing smoke while you're doing this. I'm like, I don't really like any of these things. But I was newer to showbiz. I'm like, I go with it. The whole time I'm on stage, the smoke is going. Like at 100%. We're coughing.

And at the last moment, we do dress rehearsal and go, by the way, we're all dressing as genies. And we're going to have a life-size genie lamp on stage. And it's going to start doing smoke while you're doing this. I'm like, I don't really like any of these things. But I was newer to showbiz. I'm like, I go with it. The whole time I'm on stage, the smoke is going. Like at 100%. We're coughing.

And at the last moment, we do dress rehearsal and go, by the way, we're all dressing as genies. And we're going to have a life-size genie lamp on stage. And it's going to start doing smoke while you're doing this. I'm like, I don't really like any of these things. But I was newer to showbiz. I'm like, I go with it. The whole time I'm on stage, the smoke is going. Like at 100%. We're coughing.

It's going terrible. I can't see the person whose mind I'm reading. I'm sweating. I'm trying to talk about the Billy Graham Museum. I'm dying a slow death up there. I get two things in a row wrong. And you know, if you bomb your opener... And you're closer, like you're dead. I left apologizing. You never want to leave a stage. They somehow still loved it.

It's going terrible. I can't see the person whose mind I'm reading. I'm sweating. I'm trying to talk about the Billy Graham Museum. I'm dying a slow death up there. I get two things in a row wrong. And you know, if you bomb your opener... And you're closer, like you're dead. I left apologizing. You never want to leave a stage. They somehow still loved it.