Oz Pearlman

It's going terrible. I can't see the person whose mind I'm reading. I'm sweating. I'm trying to talk about the Billy Graham Museum. I'm dying a slow death up there. I get two things in a row wrong. And you know, if you bomb your opener... And you're closer, like you're dead. I left apologizing. You never want to leave a stage. They somehow still loved it.

I don't even know how, but I sweated through that suit. It was like, I, you know, when you question what you're doing in life, that was like a, I'm like, maybe I'm not supposed to be doing this.

I don't even know how, but I sweated through that suit. It was like, I, you know, when you question what you're doing in life, that was like a, I'm like, maybe I'm not supposed to be doing this.

I don't even know how, but I sweated through that suit. It was like, I, you know, when you question what you're doing in life, that was like a, I'm like, maybe I'm not supposed to be doing this.

Kind of, but me, I'm more catastrophized, and I'm like, yeah, I should just be done. But then I came back. I came back. I picked myself up. Yeah, funny enough, tomorrow's one of my daughter's fifth birthday, and I'm doing a show at school for five-year-olds.

Kind of, but me, I'm more catastrophized, and I'm like, yeah, I should just be done. But then I came back. I came back. I picked myself up. Yeah, funny enough, tomorrow's one of my daughter's fifth birthday, and I'm doing a show at school for five-year-olds.

Kind of, but me, I'm more catastrophized, and I'm like, yeah, I should just be done. But then I came back. I came back. I picked myself up. Yeah, funny enough, tomorrow's one of my daughter's fifth birthday, and I'm doing a show at school for five-year-olds.

Wow. Yeah, man, I got to get back. But sweetheart, this is like the sweet spot where they still think I'm cool. That's cool. Before I'm going to be like, don't do this and embarrass us, dad. Right. And last year for my oldest son, who was at the time I just turned eight, I did his school second graders and dude, they ate me alive.

Wow. Yeah, man, I got to get back. But sweetheart, this is like the sweet spot where they still think I'm cool. That's cool. Before I'm going to be like, don't do this and embarrass us, dad. Right. And last year for my oldest son, who was at the time I just turned eight, I did his school second graders and dude, they ate me alive.

Wow. Yeah, man, I got to get back. But sweetheart, this is like the sweet spot where they still think I'm cool. That's cool. Before I'm going to be like, don't do this and embarrass us, dad. Right. And last year for my oldest son, who was at the time I just turned eight, I did his school second graders and dude, they ate me alive.

Because I'm not doing this. Like this is, you know, my sweet spot is mentalism. I had to brush off the dust of my kids show, which I haven't touched in like 25 years. Thank God I'm not doing kids shows anymore. No offense to kids show magicians, but like that ship has sailed. And man, second graders are ruthless. Really?

Because I'm not doing this. Like this is, you know, my sweet spot is mentalism. I had to brush off the dust of my kids show, which I haven't touched in like 25 years. Thank God I'm not doing kids shows anymore. No offense to kids show magicians, but like that ship has sailed. And man, second graders are ruthless. Really?

Because I'm not doing this. Like this is, you know, my sweet spot is mentalism. I had to brush off the dust of my kids show, which I haven't touched in like 25 years. Thank God I'm not doing kids shows anymore. No offense to kids show magicians, but like that ship has sailed. And man, second graders are ruthless. Really?

Because I don't know, man. Like one kid, I finish this show. Okay. And during the show, my wife is in the room recording. I'm like, don't record. And I had I had to like look at my wife at one point and I'm whispered Because one kids like it's in your hand show me that show me that and I'm like dude And I'm not good at it. I haven't done it in a while, right?

Because I don't know, man. Like one kid, I finish this show. Okay. And during the show, my wife is in the room recording. I'm like, don't record. And I had I had to like look at my wife at one point and I'm whispered Because one kids like it's in your hand show me that show me that and I'm like dude And I'm not good at it. I haven't done it in a while, right?

Because I don't know, man. Like one kid, I finish this show. Okay. And during the show, my wife is in the room recording. I'm like, don't record. And I had I had to like look at my wife at one point and I'm whispered Because one kids like it's in your hand show me that show me that and I'm like dude And I'm not good at it. I haven't done it in a while, right?

So I'm just bombing on tricks and thankfully 95% of the crowd actually liked it It was just these two kids who just got me When I went home one of my neighbors saw me and he goes to me goes. Oh my god. Oh What's wrong? Are you okay? Because my face was like ash and white. He thought somebody died. And I'm like, dude, I don't even know what to say right now. Maybe I shouldn't be doing this.

So I'm just bombing on tricks and thankfully 95% of the crowd actually liked it It was just these two kids who just got me When I went home one of my neighbors saw me and he goes to me goes. Oh my god. Oh What's wrong? Are you okay? Because my face was like ash and white. He thought somebody died. And I'm like, dude, I don't even know what to say right now. Maybe I shouldn't be doing this.

So I'm just bombing on tricks and thankfully 95% of the crowd actually liked it It was just these two kids who just got me When I went home one of my neighbors saw me and he goes to me goes. Oh my god. Oh What's wrong? Are you okay? Because my face was like ash and white. He thought somebody died. And I'm like, dude, I don't even know what to say right now. Maybe I shouldn't be doing this.

I had to at one point tell the teacher, I'm like, I actually do this for a living. I feel like I had to try to flex. I'm like, I have an Emmy. I wanted to let them know I'm not actually this bad.