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I mean, look, we talked about managing the surprise and the reveal.

Does Sir Mix-a-Lot know this story?

Does he know what you're up to, Sarah?

So this is where I need to report that I have now spent a chunk of my Memorial Day weekend reaching out to Sir Mix-a-Lot for comment.

Comment on whether he does, in fact, know what Sarah Spain is up to lately with this book, with this story, and also whether Sir Mix-a-Lot is aware that former NFL coach Sherman Smith bought his candy apple red and gold Mercedes.

and then used it to recruit a running back that Sherman Smith would only realize decades later was actually his baby.

A baby he didn't know about.

But a baby he got back.

I mean, I just want to let that one sit for a second.

I'm searching for this.

And February 3rd, 2020, at Sarah Spain.

Don't know what prompted it.

Quote, are we talking butts today?

Question mark.

I'm in.

And you replied via quote tweet, we always know we can count on you.

At the real mix.

Winking emoji.

But I don't know if that's true anymore, honestly.

Because what I'm also here to report is that Sir Mix-a-Lot has not yet gotten back to me.