Pablo Torre

Can't believe it.

Ride it, my pony.

My saddle's waiting.

Come and jump on it.

If you're horny, let's do it.

Ride it, my pony.

How great's that?

I mean, that's the American dream.

Exactly.

When you were summoned to the front of the class to explain black history to everybody in Michigan, you did not have the audacity to depict this image.

Part of what is so interesting about hearing you trace your path through life is that at various points, you have lived a movie that I find to be endlessly amusing.

And one of the scenes that recurs is just you doing karaoke.

I mean, you both met the president.

And yet, is that as weird as the time that you did this?

Yes.

So Daryl as the Good Witch and Shane as Elphaba, I suppose, in this rendition of... Oh, God.

I mean, Daryl wearing a blonde wig and a dress, and you... I mean, when I say that you sang your heart out with a broom in one hand...

Daryl, on the one end, did you blackmail LeBron and D. Wade to do Robin Thicke?

The Badiocchi, we don't mess around.

I dare say that Mr. President has assembled a rainbow coalition.