Paige DeSorbo

I've never seen one.

All my underwear, even my period underwear, chic, sexy.

Laced, right?

They're laced.

Like, they're gorgeous.

so i'm like what the fuck am i gonna do i have one pair of like victoria's secret where it's like a thick band but it's still a thong but it's like cheeky kind of yeah so i put them on and i'm like no my whole asshole is still out i take another pair of underwear and you know how like a thong obviously the front is more coverage so i flipped it around so then i i

I had two pairs of underwear on.

Flanking my body.

Guillotining yourself.

My vagina.

I'm like, don't worry, it'll just be a couple hours.

If there was any time I was going to get a UTI, it was in that moment because my vagina is suffocating.

You get to have a UTI?

I get to have a UTI.

And there's some girls out there that don't even have a vagina and they'd love a UTI.

um wait that's incredible yeah so i was like so proud of myself so i wore sheer capris and this like gold top and i loved my outfit do you know that when someone comes over to give me a spray tan i don't have a thong

Am I weird for going naked?

Yeah.

I'm labia out.

She's like, kick your leg out.