Paige DeSorbo

I'm like, for sure, girl.

I'm naked even if I have my period.

I've got a tampon in there.

Like, string out.

It's two girls.

She's spray tanning me.

We know what we're here for.

I mean, I do think when they're like, turn around and bend.

I'm like, this is a little...

uncomfy also it's like you just met them i'm like let's go to first base first like second base maybe like over time i'll be like i'm ready to take my underwear it's like it doesn't even cross my mind i'm like yeah when you go to a massage do you take it off no well no no some people do take their underwear off during a massage yeah because they're like i don't want to wedgie when they're like doing it oh but you have a no because they're put there's no way are you wearing a thong in a massage

Yeah, because sometimes you have to take one leg out.

So how are they doing no underwear?

And I do like a guy masseuse.

Sue me.

But their hands are bigger, and dare I say they are stronger.

Don't come for me.

I do prefer a male masseuse.

I want a gay male masseuse.

I don't care because the first time I ever had a guy masseuse, I literally stopped and I was like, wait, it's so much better when your whole hand is on my whole neck.

Like, it feels different.