Pardon My Take Host

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The potpourri.
Yeah. Okay, Titans at Texans. Texans minus 8 over under is 40.5. Hank, I like a lot of bad teams this week. You love the Titans. I'm not going to do it. I do like their defense, and I'm still leery of the Texans. Here's a fun fact, though, from Brett Coleman, so this is why I'm not going to bet the Titans. The Titans have punted 48 times this year, 6th most.
And the average return against them on those punts is 17.3 yards. Their average net is only 37.4 yards as a high punt volume team. That overall loss of average yard field position per drive is staggering. So 37.4 net on every punt is insane. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. For a team that punts that much. Did you guys see Daniel Hunter did a Eurostep move? Yeah. That was so sick.
How do you guard against... They're doing Eurosteps on the pass rush. Eurosteps with spin moves put into it.
Okay.
I think he might be pretty high up there. Let's see where he's at. Jordan Love is pretty high up there. Will Levis. Oh, no, he's good. He's good. He's got eight. He missed a couple games. He's got eight. His leader is Geno Smith, Jordan Love, and Patrick Mahomes. No, that's reverse. I don't know why. He's like fifth.
Afternoon games.
I don't think so. Can you look that up, Max? That's actually very important to know.
I just think this might be the week that something crazy happens. And I've been saying that for college, too. I'm probably so stupid. It's probably going to be all favorites, and I'm going to look like an idiot. I just think we're going to have a couple weird outcomes this week and be like, fuck, how did that happen?
Yeah. Okay. Broncos Raiders. Broncos minus six overrunners, 41 and a half or sorry, 41. Did you guys see the power ranking of NFL animal teams who would win in a fight? It's pretty good. It's got to be the line, right? It had Grizzly Bear 1 for the Bears.
No, it's just animals. I guess a human is an animal. We learned that Mount Rushmore season. It was Bears 1. Bengals 2, Lions 3, Jaguars 4, Panthers 5, Bronco, Wild Horse 6, Rams 7, and then Colts, Eagles, Falcons, and it's all the birds. And then Dolphin last.
I think the only thing I really... I feel like a Ram would beat a Wild Horse, but maybe I'm... Maybe not. Ernie. But, I mean, a bear would probably beat up a tiger. I mean, just by the size. Now, do we know that the Chicago Bears are grizzly bears?
I don't know. This is just kind of fun, I guess.
Yeah. That should automatically be 14. It's a figment bird. Yeah. Team is named after the prospector. So, you know, Hank's kind of right. Named after the prospectors who went out there in the 1849 gold rush. So those people, they probably got eaten by bears. Or they killed bears to eat.
Yeah, I don't know. A buffalo would not take down a bear. I think it would.
1,300 pounds. How big is a grizzly bear?
That's what they do. That's the AI overview.
I don't think... I think a bear would beat a bison. Bison are also like... They just kind of sit around. They don't do anything. It says adult female bisons can wear... It says wolves can kill bison. Well, yeah.
14 wolves. Yeah, bears can kill wolves. I don't... I ain't seen a bison do anything crazy. Dude, a bison... You seen a bison do something crazy?
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