Park Ranger
speaker
1,142 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 27 May
Park Ranger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
I had the draw on him by a full second and I knew it.
I never got the shot off.
I cleared leather and got the muzzle up and my finger inside the trigger guard and I was a quarter pound of pressure away from putting a round in his chest.
And he hit me in the right shoulder with the arm load of firewood that he had not set down all the way.
That he had set down with the load still cradled against his left forearm so that he could throw it.
He threw 40 pounds of oak at my arm from eight feet away with his left hand.
He'd done it before.
I know he had.
He set up the throw before he ever said hello to me.
My arm went numb to the elbow.
The pistol went into the dirt.
He was on me in two steps, and we went down together in the pine straw and pawpaw route, and I was scrambling for the gun, and he was scrambling for me, and the rifle was banging against his back on the sling.
And we both knew that whoever got to a weapon first was the one who walked out of those woods.
He got a hand around my throat.
I got a thumb in his eye.
He let go of the throat.
I got out from under him and I came up running.
And I didn't run for the gun, because the gun was gone.
The gun was somewhere in the leaves under his weight.
I ran for the trees.
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