Pat O'Neill
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I feel so bad for her.
They didn't really believe in her that much, so they named her Abortion.
Just to get real for a second, I don't know if you guys are still doing your New Year's resolution, but as of today, I'm officially four months sober.
Thank you, thank you.
It's been four months since I last said the N-word.
I don't know if you guys can tell by looking at me, but my parents are brown immigrants.
Yeah, staying strong, staying strong.
And for my last joke, I need you guys to play along with me.
You know how this goes.
Knock, knock.
And my mom, she wanted me to be a doctor so bad, she named me Surgeon.
Who's there?
It's fucked up.
I know, so much pressure.
Imagine being named after a job.
My cat, who?
Oh, I was hoping I was at a minute, but I didn't get it.
My older brother, his name is Engineer.