Pat O'Neill
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KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
I sped through it.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
Yeah, and he grew up to be an engineer because he's a suck-up.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
I sped through it.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
But my little sister, she has the worst name.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
I feel so bad for her.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
What's up, Leo?
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
They didn't really believe in her that much, so they named her Abortion.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
Just to get real for a second, I don't know if you guys are still doing your New Year's resolution, but as of today, I'm officially four months sober.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
It's been four months since I last said the N-word.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
Yeah, staying strong, staying strong.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
And for my last joke, I need you guys to play along with me.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
You know how this goes.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
Knock, knock.
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
Who's there?
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
My cat, who?
KILL TONY
#767 - LUIS J GOMEZ + ARI SHAFFIR + PEYTON RUDDY
Oh, I was hoping I was at a minute, but I didn't get it.