Patton Oswalt
speaker
307 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 20 Jun
Patton Oswalt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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We hired this 20-year-old, and he didn't have the courtesy to turn 49 years old after we hired him.
It just feels like every time I get hired to punch up a script and I'm being paid...
Does that make sense?
And that always drives me nuts when they're just like, look, this guy wrote a horrible script, but we sent him away with a couple million.
So he's off licking his wounds.
Here is a bagel tray and all the coffee you can drink to punch this thing up and make it work.
Because of this script you wrote a few years ago that we really liked that we'll never shoot in a million years.
But it certainly got you the punch up work.
No, but again, it's like, I'm not trying to bitch about, oh, woe is me.
I'm just saying, look, the value system is very skewed.
But it's the insecurity of it's the people at the top and it's these three words that ruin so many lives.
sitcoms in development, which is I'm funny, too.
I just I don't know if you know, but I did not see any indication when I was in college.
I did a little creative writing.
I just want to I mean, I'm funny, too.
I can add stuff to this and I'd be glad to help you out.
Like, yeah, I mean, you have that that that podcast and you run all those shows.
But I just it'll it'll relieve you to know that I'm also really funny, like around the office, the people that I pay.
They're in hysterics.
I've never been, nothing is more frustrating than when you're in a room and there's some guy, I worked on a sketch show and there was some kind of like writer's intern program and
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