Patton Oswalt

I want to do this thing.

You know, like I just think of all of the rock stars that we know and love now that what if they had been stuck in their early personas forever?

Where did they come from?

Where did this come from?

And we would have seen a version of the Beatles and that's how we would have pegged them.

They would have been the ones in the German strip club in Hamburg in the leather jackets, lighting condoms on fire and throwing them into the audience and doing antics and being crazy.

Like, that's the Beatles I know.

And then by the time Brian Epstein got a hold of them, made them the ones that became, they're like, I don't know.

Put the leather,

you guys are goofballs yeah yeah we wouldn't have accepted it no i think that's that's uh it's weird to say but it was a luxury although now there seems to be a quiet rebellion against that where there there does seem to be whatever the generation after alpha a lot of them seem to be like you don't need to film me yet i'm we'll wait till i figure it out which is what because they're learning from the mistakes of the ones that came before them yeah a lot of the influencers that are now trapped in the

Oh, God, I got a mukbang again.

That's what people are watching.

I got to eat 10 cans of baked beans if I want to sell my new book.

I don't know what to do.

Anyway, my guest today is Conan O'Brien.

Conan, you got a new show coming out?

Yeah.

Right.

And also the fact that I am in a show where,

that is being made by people that grew up at the same time as me, that loved Star Trek, that also went, but what if this thing, like everything that you love, you will always then, but then why don't they add this aspect to it?