Patton Oswalt

I don't really have any interests. And I think that they suspect the people that hang out with me are hanging out with me because I have a house full of toys and a cool yacht, but they wouldn't be doing this. They wouldn't come over to my shitty apartment and play video games with me. Because there's no me here.

I don't really have any interests. And I think that they suspect the people that hang out with me are hanging out with me because I have a house full of toys and a cool yacht, but they wouldn't be doing this. They wouldn't come over to my shitty apartment and play video games with me. Because there's no me here.

So then they're trying to – they're insisting on coolness as if the world owes me this. I have the most money I should be thought of as cool. I don't even need to name names. You know who I'm talking about right now.

So then they're trying to – they're insisting on coolness as if the world owes me this. I have the most money I should be thought of as cool. I don't even need to name names. You know who I'm talking about right now.

It reminds me of the kids in school that would be like, I have perfect attendance. If you don't have straight A's, you shouldn't brag about having perfect attendance because it means nothing. It just means that you... showed up every day like a rat hitting a lever. But it also means you didn't learn anything. I don't know why people brag about perfect attendance if you don't have straight A's.

It reminds me of the kids in school that would be like, I have perfect attendance. If you don't have straight A's, you shouldn't brag about having perfect attendance because it means nothing. It just means that you... showed up every day like a rat hitting a lever. But it also means you didn't learn anything. I don't know why people brag about perfect attendance if you don't have straight A's.

I skipped school and I have better grades than you. And when I skipped school, I would either, I'd stay home all day and watch movies or I'd sneak into the city or my friends and I would go, I didn't skip school all the time. I wasn't a bad kid, but it was just like, go have a, it was really telling that, It was really telling when that footage leaked.

I skipped school and I have better grades than you. And when I skipped school, I would either, I'd stay home all day and watch movies or I'd sneak into the city or my friends and I would go, I didn't skip school all the time. I wasn't a bad kid, but it was just like, go have a, it was really telling that, It was really telling when that footage leaked.

They called it a leak of AOC in college on that rooftop with her friends dancing and being a goofball. And they were like, that's the end of her political career. This is it. It's like... And anyone else watching would be like, that's what you do in college. You hang out with your friends. And you realize these people never did that. They never did that.

They called it a leak of AOC in college on that rooftop with her friends dancing and being a goofball. And they were like, that's the end of her political career. This is it. It's like... And anyone else watching would be like, that's what you do in college. You hang out with your friends. And you realize these people never did that. They never did that.

And it wasn't that they were ever excluded or ostracized. They got invited to parties, but they're like, I got to grind. I got to grind because then I'll show these people and then they'll all think I'm cool. And then they get to that point where they're like, they have all the money, but there's nothing to talk about.

And it wasn't that they were ever excluded or ostracized. They got invited to parties, but they're like, I got to grind. I got to grind because then I'll show these people and then they'll all think I'm cool. And then they get to that point where they're like, they have all the money, but there's nothing to talk about.

They own a $100,000 rare sound system, and then you look at their LP collection, and it's the best of U2, best of Blondie. Are there any actual albums or groups that you like that the album itself means something to you? But I have the best of all their stuff, and I'm playing it on the most expensive thing. It's like, but you're not getting any pleasure from this, you know, and nobody wants to.

They own a $100,000 rare sound system, and then you look at their LP collection, and it's the best of U2, best of Blondie. Are there any actual albums or groups that you like that the album itself means something to you? But I have the best of all their stuff, and I'm playing it on the most expensive thing. It's like, but you're not getting any pleasure from this, you know, and nobody wants to.

So we're going to have to live through that vengeance right now. We're going to have to live through. And again, I hope a lot of the, I'm not, I'm not hoping, wishing ill will on any of them, except for the ones that are like actively damaging people out of vengeance because they're angry about their horrible behavior.

So we're going to have to live through that vengeance right now. We're going to have to live through. And again, I hope a lot of the, I'm not, I'm not hoping, wishing ill will on any of them, except for the ones that are like actively damaging people out of vengeance because they're angry about their horrible behavior.

And again, it wasn't that they were, it wasn't that they had horrible childhoods. They chose horrible childhoods, thinking there was some kind of reward at the end of it. It's like, no, the reward is doing all your crazy shit when you're young and 15 and have the ability to recover. And that's when you get to have your crazy adventures.

And again, it wasn't that they were, it wasn't that they had horrible childhoods. They chose horrible childhoods, thinking there was some kind of reward at the end of it. It's like, no, the reward is doing all your crazy shit when you're young and 15 and have the ability to recover. And that's when you get to have your crazy adventures.

You can't wait till you're in your 60s and then demand some kid be your blood bag so then you can have your 20s and your 70s. That doesn't make any fucking sense.

You can't wait till you're in your 60s and then demand some kid be your blood bag so then you can have your 20s and your 70s. That doesn't make any fucking sense.