Patton Oswalt

Yeah, the row out, and then you'll be talking.

It's called All in a Row with Mike Rowe.

And listen, it's 800 billion viewers.

They love watching celebrities squeezing out salmon roe.

Yes.

Yes, exactly.

We're promoting the movie The Queen, and what better way to do it than on Royal Flush?

Yeah, yeah.

That's where we...

But okay, here's what's even weirder, though.

You're in a movie called If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You, which is a very, like, kind of, it has funny parts to it, but it's a drama.

It's a very dark drama, and you're doing finger painting.

Yes.

So that's like having Willem Dafoe and Charlie Sheen, like, doing, playing Gnip-Gnop, going, go see Platoon.

It's a really dark movie about, oh, you got through, Willem.

I guess I was hungrier, Willem.

I'm 21 and the success of this movie hinges on me getting to these outlets.

Yes.

All these online outlets or you're screwed if you don't have me.

Yes, and I'm enjoying and I'm very anxious to see who is going to do the next great like producers, Dr. Strangelove style satire on this moment.