Patton Oswalt
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How crazy this is.
Yeah, but but it's going to be hard.
I I'm in a movie called The Goat, and it's a delightful animated movie.
And so to promote it, we a bunch of the actors, we all went and did goat yoga.
They filmed us doing goat yoga, so there was a goat on my back, and it was, I don't want to get graphic, but it was spraying goat turds.
By the way, not graphic at all.
I literally just said, I don't want to be graphic.
And by the way, what I found out that day is- It's on your back.
Well, goat turds come out like pellets.
These were these little pellets coming out.
But as I'm doing this, they went, okay, cut.
And they're doing this, but I still have a goat on my back.
And it stopped spraying for a second.
And then somebody was on the front and went, oh man, we just went to war with Iran.
And then the goat started spraying pellets again.
And I'm just like, so where was Hollywood when the war was declared?
And they just cut to me like, go see goat.