Patton Oswalt

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1,066 appearances 7 recordings 4 series first heard Jan 2025 last heard 8 Jun

Patton Oswalt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 5 in all, peaking in Dec 2025 with 2.

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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend · Patton Oswalt Returns Again · 8 Jun 2026 podcast

Somebody, I remember I did a late night talk show.

I won't say which one, but they basically said, no one's actually watching this show.

We hope that one of our clips goes viral tomorrow.

That's where we get our viewers.

That's where the promo happens, which is why there are so many people

stunts and craziness going on.

They want the viral moments.

And no one has the patience now.

I just rewatched the... There's that Dick Cavett episode where they're... Remember they're promoting husbands?

So it's Peter Falk, Ben Gazzara, and John Cassavetes come out, and they are so tanked.

And it is...

It's like a better movie than the movie they're promoting is them drunk and Ben Gazzara takes his shoes off at one point and Cassavetes falls asleep.

And it's such an event.

And now that would have to be cut up into little seven second things.

You wouldn't watch the whole event anymore.

Mr. Baldwin, that was a really incisive take on the white liberal.

Try the next hot sauce.

Yeah.

Are you feeling it yet?

And a combination of genuine knowledge of history and then the most useless showbiz trivia you've ever heard of.

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