Paul Bissonnette

But we do have another... I think we can move on from Detroit.

I think he's being sarcastic.

I think I said lipstick on a pig is the term I used, which I like to use a lot.

I don't really have much to say about him other than the fact that, like, yeah, they have a franchise D-man.

And, yeah, they got a great coach.

But I could also... You just had a year where your goalie was firing Roman candles out of his asshole every night and making big stops.

And...

most saves above expected than any other goaltender in the league or at least top three.

So I could see still this team missing playoffs for the next three, four years.

But before we get to that... Before we get there, can I congratulate the other team from Ontario on making playoffs?

I think Allmark's going to go on a run based on everything that's gone this year.

That's just how things go in this league.

It's just like you think the world is ending and the roof's falling off and all of a sudden he's going to be kicking and leading them to the Eastern Conference Finals.

We know that's how the way this goes, right?

Well, I had their Twitter account coming after me because of a take I had a few weeks ago where I said, listen, all the Ottawa fans were at each other's necks.

The fan base is divided on the Brady subject.

They had rumors of infidelity earlier in the year.

Then they're going after Ottawa.

Allmark for fucking taking a game off for a mental health break.

Pets' heads are falling off.