Paul Bissonnette

Hey, okay, we're going somewhere.

We're going somewhere a little bit more risque than the grandma and the bike.

My algorithm, I did see, like, a guy with, like, fake tits on in, like, a suit, and I just kind of kept scrolling.

Give me a couple more months, and I'm going to have my own set.

I got fitted for suits, like...

like two and a half years ago, maybe three years ago, and I went to put one on the other day, and I can't even button it.

And it's just been slowly, I guess, where I haven't noticed it, but it was a shocking and just disgusting moment.

I put this suit on that I remember wearing

I don't know, a year and a half ago at least, and it fit great, and I can't button it.

So there's some big issues in my life, and I'll have my own tits.

I've done three days.

I couldn't do five minutes.

I just love eating.

I love watching hockey and eating and playing golf.

I don't want to sacrifice my eating.

I'm not doing Ozempic.

You probably have seven cups in the last 10 years if they honestly went as hard as you go.

I mean, David Goggins pissing at the thesaurus.

He's up at 5 a.m.

The Leafs aren't up at 5 a.m.