Paul Bissonnette

I was trying to, like, engage him in a little conversation there.

But, so, you know, I think just there are, like, new audiences seeing this game, and they realize, especially if you see it in person, just how awesome playoff hockey is.

And, again, I know I just said don't have a dick-measuring contest with the NBA, but when we're talking about first rounds, then we have a dick-measuring contest with the NBA.

Viewer-wise, like, total viewership-wise.

Yeah, we'd be in trouble.

Yeah, I think that was always sort of overblown.

Like, the thing is, like, there's so many good teams in the league right now that, yeah, good teams are going to lose early.

Like, you've got to beat four fucking NHL teams to win the Stanley Cup.

And sometimes the toughest round is your first round.

Sometimes it's the fourth, usually early.

So I thought that criticism was overblown, Biz.

And, you know, I don't think there was any rush to go back to, you know, one through eight.

And right now, like, whoever, like, well...

I mean, we still have Boston, Montreal, and Buffalo from the old Adams division.

If any two of those three teams were to play each other in the next round, that's like hockey porn to an old fuck like me, like an old Adams division thing.

What do you got, Witty?

And then I chugged that beer and they lost.

That's still, even to come up with that, I can't believe I haven't seen that somewhere else out there.

Holy shit.

That is wild.