Paul Bissonnette

It's just like you think the world is ending and the roof's falling off and all of a sudden he's going to be kicking and leading them to the Eastern Conference Finals.

We know that's how the way this goes, right?

Well, I had their Twitter account coming after me because of a take I had a few weeks ago where I said, listen, all the Ottawa fans were at each other's necks.

The fan base is divided on the Brady subject.

They had rumors of infidelity earlier in the year.

Then they're going after Ottawa.

Allmark for fucking taking a game off for a mental health break.

Pets' heads are falling off.

And so of all people to come after, once they clinch, it's the Ottawa Senators coming after me because I said that we're still the fucking kings of Ontario, which we are.

You can't label yourself the king of anywhere if you haven't won a fucking playoff series, let alone never beaten our team

The other team in Ontario won a playoff series.

We're 5-0 against them.

We beat them last year.

So I'll tell you what, Ottawa and their fans, you've had a great team.

I've been pumping your tires all year.

I've said the more Canadian representation, the better.

But it's time to fucking step up and win a playoff series because if you don't, you ain't the king of nothing.

Ottawa king of Schitt's Creek.

That's the only thing you're the king of.

All we need, though, is another song coming out of Ottawa.