Paul J. McSorley
speaker
3,333 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 3 Sep
Paul J. McSorley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I crawl under the covers and just start to drift when I heard a thud on the roof of the other side of the house.
Immediately I'm awake and so is Snaggle.
By the blue nightlight in the master bath, I can see one lip curled into a silent snarl.
He's no longer throwing shade, but looking a little scared.
Both of us are wondering if we heard what we thought we heard.
The momentary silence is shattered by a frantic skrit skrit skrit skrit noise coming from the roof.
It grows louder as it nears this side of the house.
It echoes in the attic crawl space.
That's a damn big squirrel.
Snaggle lets out a low barely audible growl in agreement as the scurrying sound crusts the center of the roof and begins a descent down the other side, right over the bedroom.
I think to myself that I have time to get up and head to the window to see what it is.
I will my body to move, but it will not obey.
It's probably just a raccoon.
Snaggle throws some more shade as we hear it jump from the roof and land with a dull thump on the ground.
It's gone, right?
Nothing to worry about.
Let's go back to sleep, I say, as I lie down and roll over.
I close my eyes, trying to will myself asleep, but I hear the splintering of wood as something plows through the privacy fence.
I'm out of bed in a flash, pulling my rifle from its case.
A semi-auto clone of the AK-47, I quickly insert a five-round hunting mag.
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