Paul J. McSorley
speaker
3,444 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 19 Sep
Paul J. McSorley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He ran past me and into the house.
As I beat a hasty retreat, its parent broke through my fence, giving me a better look at the snake-like species.
It stood at maybe seven feet tall and two spindly legs which matched its arms.
Each limb ended in with three long hook-like claws.
At the top of its body, it had a mouth as big as snaggle, and two eyes to either side that glared with hungry, murderous intent.
the pink of the mouth contrasted with the dark grey skin on the front of its body.
It looked at its dead spawn and then at me.
With a bellowing clamor of rage and loss it reared backward.
In the woods I could hear this call answered by other similar wails.
I turned and ran, slamming the door behind me as I heard a tongue slam against the metal.
I threw the dead bolt and pushed my wooden desk against it, hoping it would hold.
Snaggle whined and I looked at his leg.
The tongue must have been coated with something acidic, the fur was already gone, and a painful-looking chemical burn was dissolving the now exposed pink skin.
I didn't have any milk, but I hoped some bismuth would work.
Retrieving it from the medicine pantry, I poured the hot pink liquid on the injury, and it seemed to soothe as he looked up at me with grateful puppy dog eyes.
That was two hours ago.
As I hid, I called the sheriff.
The dispatcher must have thought me crazy, drunk, or on meth.
I heard hardly contained giggles in her voice.
Eventually, I convinced her to send a deputy.
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