Paul Jasper

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2,975 appearances 5 recordings 1 series first heard May 2026 last heard 5 Aug

Paul Jasper’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 5 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 2.

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And now I'm just fat.
I'm not as weak as I used to be.
So I've made some progress.
But the truth be told, I have designs every month of eating better.
All I have to do is put less food in my mouth and I'll lose weight.
And I can't seem to do it.
For years, I must have tried a hundred different times in my own head.
I'm going to make a change to my eating and I'll do it for a week and I'll slide back into my old habits.
Oh, when I was single?
And my wife loves me even though I'm fat.
So why do I want it now?
It's because I feel heavy when I walk upstairs.
It's slower than I'd like to be.
When I play volleyball, I can't jump as high as I want.
I'm not as fast as I want to get to the ball.
I don't want to feel like I'm lifting the Titanic out of dry dock every time I like get out of bed.
It's like, it's fucking horrible.
All right.
And like I said, I'm halfway.
I'm actually physically fit now.
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