Paul Knight
speaker
2,807 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 2 Jul
Paul Knight’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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That is the way it was, yeah.
So...
gave the geezer an hour to get me back my microwave because he already sold it and i see him and i set snooker balls in the salt you know scum well i was 18 years old walking around set snooker balls down whatever and uh i see him i said where's my microwave all right that was mine and he went running off running to a pub the local pub opposite
quite a well-known sort of for local faces.
I just went running in there with a set of snooker balls and he's going up to the food machine geezer and I just went up there and went, shut it, stay out of it, nothing to do with you, holding a set of snooker balls.
And the mate went, not doing me.
And then I got my microwave in an hour.
And I'm walking through the town centre in, I won't say where, but in a black bag with a microwave all happy.
I've got this microwave.
My mum didn't want it.
She said, take it.
She said, no, I'm not fucking taking stolen property, Paul.
Don't care what you do with it.
I ain't staying here.
What did you do with it?
Sold it.
But the thought was there.
Yeah, the thought was there, wasn't it?
I'm going to give my mum a microwave.
Burgled my brother's school, as you do as a kid.
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