Paul London

Yeah, it's my kayfabe coffee name.

I mean, I guess it is because- Cole the coffee man?

Literally every Starbucks I go to or coffee bean, it originated-

Yeah, it originated at a Starbucks, I believe in Santa Monica or Brentwood or something.

Here's the thing.

During the pandemic, a lot of people don't know this, but I was a delivery driver.

I've done over 7,000 deliveries for DoorDash.

I was like, no, I get that all the time.

I got disbanded by DoorDash, but that's a whole other story.

But star ratings, right?

So I was in my car a lot.

I mean, I was in my car before they instituted that you can't work more than 12 hours a day.

And so when that happened, I was like, how dare they tell me I can't work more than 12 hours?

You get into this weird...

addiction of just like you spend more time in the car.

I would call it my coffin on wheels, you know, because it was just like a matter of time.

So anyways, I would drink a ton of coffee.

I was going to Starbucks all the time.

So at times, I tend to mumble.

You know, you're tired, whatever.