Paul Merson

Hi, y'all.

I'm Pamela Pepkin, and you're about to do Pamela Pepkin's quarantine workout.

Now, alongside me, I have Alan Smidge.

Alan Smidge.

But some of the tackles that were flying in, I mean, you'd be lucky if there was like 10 players left on the pitch nowadays.

So, yeah, I was trying to do Lee a favour there.

But, yeah.

What was it like, Merce, the scarf?

Let me do it, because there must be a reason.

He must have had a love bite or something.

Morning, Dave.

I think, firstly, I need to apologise for my background.

Look at that, Graham Soonis.

Unbelievable.

What a house.

I was talking a little bit like, Graeme Souness is struggling with the technology, I heard.

Okay, so I've been listening to you talk about Spurs' decision to reverse their furloughing of non-playing staff, and it's...

It's something that's been picked up in this morning's papers.

Interesting to see how they've followed it up.

Sammy Mockball in the mail, one of those who talks about player power, along with pressure from the fans, of course, being a reason for the U-turn.