Paul Walter Hauser

finally get a place to sit so we're in there we're talking and you know we're looking for girls yeah yeah uh this one girl starts talking to my friend roman her heel gets caught in the carpet she falls in my lap this is like a veteran move she did great because obviously now i'm a paying customer so i'm getting a dance and then she smells like butter chicken

So then I keep seeing on my peripheral these two dudes that are doing the fucking creepy guy loop that we were just doing, right? So we got two chairs in our spot. We know the struggle that these guys just went through. So I'm like, you know, it's whatever. Tell them they can sit over there. They do their thing. We do our thing. These two dudes sit. Big, big white dude named Bob.

So then I keep seeing on my peripheral these two dudes that are doing the fucking creepy guy loop that we were just doing, right? So we got two chairs in our spot. We know the struggle that these guys just went through. So I'm like, you know, it's whatever. Tell them they can sit over there. They do their thing. We do our thing. These two dudes sit. Big, big white dude named Bob.

So then I keep seeing on my peripheral these two dudes that are doing the fucking creepy guy loop that we were just doing, right? So we got two chairs in our spot. We know the struggle that these guys just went through. So I'm like, you know, it's whatever. Tell them they can sit over there. They do their thing. We do our thing. These two dudes sit. Big, big white dude named Bob.

Shout out to Bob, you fucking monster. So Bob and his friend are there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On my peripheral, I see my friend Chris get up with a girl, disappears. Like, don't know where he is. I'm like, I got the girl. I'm looking at Roman. Chris. He's like, I don't know, dude. So I was like, all right.

Shout out to Bob, you fucking monster. So Bob and his friend are there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On my peripheral, I see my friend Chris get up with a girl, disappears. Like, don't know where he is. I'm like, I got the girl. I'm looking at Roman. Chris. He's like, I don't know, dude. So I was like, all right.

Shout out to Bob, you fucking monster. So Bob and his friend are there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On my peripheral, I see my friend Chris get up with a girl, disappears. Like, don't know where he is. I'm like, I got the girl. I'm looking at Roman. Chris. He's like, I don't know, dude. So I was like, all right.

Now I'm in full defense mode because, like, black people don't really like going out because naturally we're just defensive about everything. Everything is sketch. We think everybody's getting kidnapped.

Now I'm in full defense mode because, like, black people don't really like going out because naturally we're just defensive about everything. Everything is sketch. We think everybody's getting kidnapped.

Now I'm in full defense mode because, like, black people don't really like going out because naturally we're just defensive about everything. Everything is sketch. We think everybody's getting kidnapped.

I get it. I don't get it, but I get it. When something goes different, it's fucked up immediately, all right? So I'm like, all right, find Chris, dude. Find Chris. So then my girl goes, do you want to go to the VIP section? And I'm thinking, like, this is a ruse. I'm down. Like, let's go. You know, so we go upstairs to the VIP room, right? And in the corner of the room is fucking Chris.

I get it. I don't get it, but I get it. When something goes different, it's fucked up immediately, all right? So I'm like, all right, find Chris, dude. Find Chris. So then my girl goes, do you want to go to the VIP section? And I'm thinking, like, this is a ruse. I'm down. Like, let's go. You know, so we go upstairs to the VIP room, right? And in the corner of the room is fucking Chris.

I get it. I don't get it, but I get it. When something goes different, it's fucked up immediately, all right? So I'm like, all right, find Chris, dude. Find Chris. So then my girl goes, do you want to go to the VIP section? And I'm thinking, like, this is a ruse. I'm down. Like, let's go. You know, so we go upstairs to the VIP room, right? And in the corner of the room is fucking Chris.

I'm like, you fucking dick. Like, give us a heads up. I was worried. So I sit, you know, sit on a chair, you know, talk to the girl, whatever the dancing keeps going on. Yeah. Then, in the room, the big dude, Bob, comes in, all right? He's got this pretty black girl with him. And I was thinking, all right, Bob.

I'm like, you fucking dick. Like, give us a heads up. I was worried. So I sit, you know, sit on a chair, you know, talk to the girl, whatever the dancing keeps going on. Yeah. Then, in the room, the big dude, Bob, comes in, all right? He's got this pretty black girl with him. And I was thinking, all right, Bob.

I'm like, you fucking dick. Like, give us a heads up. I was worried. So I sit, you know, sit on a chair, you know, talk to the girl, whatever the dancing keeps going on. Yeah. Then, in the room, the big dude, Bob, comes in, all right? He's got this pretty black girl with him. And I was thinking, all right, Bob.

Yeah, you down for this one. All right, see you, bro. So then, this motherfucker sits, like, pretty much where that pan is. And I'm like, I'm in my zone. You shouldn't be over here. He fucking tells this girl, trying to, like, be joking and shit, like, yo, if I see this fucker Shay one more time, just, like, just being funny, right?

Yeah, you down for this one. All right, see you, bro. So then, this motherfucker sits, like, pretty much where that pan is. And I'm like, I'm in my zone. You shouldn't be over here. He fucking tells this girl, trying to, like, be joking and shit, like, yo, if I see this fucker Shay one more time, just, like, just being funny, right?

Yeah, you down for this one. All right, see you, bro. So then, this motherfucker sits, like, pretty much where that pan is. And I'm like, I'm in my zone. You shouldn't be over here. He fucking tells this girl, trying to, like, be joking and shit, like, yo, if I see this fucker Shay one more time, just, like, just being funny, right?

And then so, you know, we laugh or whatever, do a point, and then I'll go back to minding my business. Then all of a sudden I see a flash of yellow and orange. This motherfucker Bob took matches that were in there and set the trash can on fire in the fucking VIP room. So now it's a commotion. Girls are getting up and leaving. Security comes in.