Paul Watson

He said, I don't know.

I've never been there.

And the best thing is the statement that Seychelles FA put out.

Initially, they were going to give the other guy six months to prove himself.

They then took his contract away and put out a statement saying he was not the man for the job.

It's like, well, quite literally, he wasn't the man.

So yeah, there's that one.

And my other favorite one is this game.

There's these two islands in Estonia, Huma and Saaremaa.

And they're like rival little islands off Estonia.

And they wanted to play a match against each other.

They couldn't agree on where it'd be played.

So they decided to play it on the ferry that goes between the two islands.

And so they kitted out a ferry to have a five-a-side match that they had.

And one of the funniest bits about this as well is that they had loads of obstructions on this ferry.

So there were barriers and there were rails in the way.

And one of the teams said that the other team would have an advantage because the pitch on that island has an oak tree growing in the middle of it.

And it does.

They've got an oak tree on this pitch that just grows right in the middle of the pitch.

And so they said, well, you're going to have the advantage because you're used to playing around an oak tree.