Paula Pell
Appearances
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
The Best Look in the World
Don't waste your money on expensive self-tanners. Do what I do. Sit in a bathtub with 12 beef bouillon cubes overnight. Number two, you need a hot stone massage? Don't go to the parlor. Slather on some I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter and roll around on a gravel driveway.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
The Best Look in the World
And finally, instead of buying fancy maxi pads, you can make your own. Go to the dollar store, buy a 24-pack of baby socks and some double-sided tape.