Paula Poundstone

You could close the door.

It was, yeah, it was like a refuge.

I'd get in there with my phone book and just have at it.

Well, even mentioning a phone book to a Gen Zer, you have to explain.

It's a book that darks to everyone.

Another one?

Yeah, dip with Rembrandt.

I bet God says that a lot.

Yeah, God wears a t-shirt that says that.

Could you put the hat askew?

Faisal Mans of Schemmerhofen, Germany, came to New York City on holiday in August of 2024 to take his bite out of the Big Apple.

By the time he left, he was seeking 20 million in damages.

Quite a bite.

In fact, Mr. Mons' alleged out-of-towner odyssey of mistreatment began when he took a bite of a taco from Los Tacos No.

1 on 43rd Street, where he says his tongue and mouth were burning and immediately worsening to gastrointestinal and emotional distress.

So he sued.

Days later, he tried to use his phone inside the Walmart Supercenter in Secaucus, New Jersey, probably to buy some Pepto Bismol.

His phone wouldn't work inside the Walmart, so he sued.

This week, all of Mr. Muntz's cases were dismissed, but with international tourism at such a dismal low, the possibility of luring foreigners back to the Big Apple with a sue the crap out of New York City tour shouldn't be tossed aside.

All right.