Paula Poundstone

Usually when there's this much snow in New Orleans, it's going up people's noses. Am I right, everybody? Mardi Gras. Yeah.

The Big Easy, more like the Big Freezy. I had written it down and I didn't want to give it up.

The Big Easy, more like the Big Freezy. I had written it down and I didn't want to give it up.

The Big Easy, more like the Big Freezy. I had written it down and I didn't want to give it up.

This No Complaining business feels ageist. Because what are my parents supposed to do? That's what they're retired, they're in their 70s, they complain, they watch TV, and they talk behind each other's backs to their children. Really? Are you going to ban that too now? We're not going to do that?

This No Complaining business feels ageist. Because what are my parents supposed to do? That's what they're retired, they're in their 70s, they complain, they watch TV, and they talk behind each other's backs to their children. Really? Are you going to ban that too now? We're not going to do that?

This No Complaining business feels ageist. Because what are my parents supposed to do? That's what they're retired, they're in their 70s, they complain, they watch TV, and they talk behind each other's backs to their children. Really? Are you going to ban that too now? We're not going to do that?

Oh, right. No, no, no, no. You're right. One in three are the same. Exactly.

Oh, right. No, no, no, no. You're right. One in three are the same. Exactly.

Oh, right. No, no, no, no. You're right. One in three are the same. Exactly.

So I could go up to somebody and be like, have you heard of Hari Kondabolu? I'm Hari Kondabolu.

So I could go up to somebody and be like, have you heard of Hari Kondabolu? I'm Hari Kondabolu.

So I could go up to somebody and be like, have you heard of Hari Kondabolu? I'm Hari Kondabolu.

This is McDonald's propaganda. There's no way. The New York Times has been paid off by McDonald's. I'm going to say it right now.

This is McDonald's propaganda. There's no way. The New York Times has been paid off by McDonald's. I'm going to say it right now.

This is McDonald's propaganda. There's no way. The New York Times has been paid off by McDonald's. I'm going to say it right now.

Travel guy.

Travel guy.

Travel guy.

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