Paula Poundstone
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Park Ranger Nikki Fisher has overseen Abraham Lincoln's boyhood home in southern Indiana for 20 years. But recently, visitor numbers have dwindled. Three months ago, Ranger Nikki decided to take things into her own hands. Quote, there's always videos of traffic in Yellowstone because people are gaga over some elk. People, they're just fancy deer.
Park Ranger Nikki Fisher has overseen Abraham Lincoln's boyhood home in southern Indiana for 20 years. But recently, visitor numbers have dwindled. Three months ago, Ranger Nikki decided to take things into her own hands. Quote, there's always videos of traffic in Yellowstone because people are gaga over some elk. People, they're just fancy deer.
So after sending $1,000 to a company called No Questions Asked Animals Direct Online, Nikki bought a herd of elk and planted them right in front of the front gate. People were confused about how they got there, but I just said, quote, climate change is crazy. And they bought it. When the initial buzz died down, Nikki upped the ante. Soon, there were two bison living in the park.
So after sending $1,000 to a company called No Questions Asked Animals Direct Online, Nikki bought a herd of elk and planted them right in front of the front gate. People were confused about how they got there, but I just said, quote, climate change is crazy. And they bought it. When the initial buzz died down, Nikki upped the ante. Soon, there were two bison living in the park.
So after sending $1,000 to a company called No Questions Asked Animals Direct Online, Nikki bought a herd of elk and planted them right in front of the front gate. People were confused about how they got there, but I just said, quote, climate change is crazy. And they bought it. When the initial buzz died down, Nikki upped the ante. Soon, there were two bison living in the park.
A month later, a herd of flamingos flew in. Wildlife experts were finally called in when a local farmer spotted a Bengal tiger in his chicken coop. Now that all the animals have been returned to their countries of origin, Nikki has now moved on to her next project, finding a new job.
A month later, a herd of flamingos flew in. Wildlife experts were finally called in when a local farmer spotted a Bengal tiger in his chicken coop. Now that all the animals have been returned to their countries of origin, Nikki has now moved on to her next project, finding a new job.
A month later, a herd of flamingos flew in. Wildlife experts were finally called in when a local farmer spotted a Bengal tiger in his chicken coop. Now that all the animals have been returned to their countries of origin, Nikki has now moved on to her next project, finding a new job.
Why not just do it like the circus and have like a big tent and then a little tent? And then you can go to whichever wedding you want to go to.
Why not just do it like the circus and have like a big tent and then a little tent? And then you can go to whichever wedding you want to go to.
Why not just do it like the circus and have like a big tent and then a little tent? And then you can go to whichever wedding you want to go to.
Well, I wouldn't call it a sideshow. It's a more intimate wedding. You can have a freak show, too.
Well, I wouldn't call it a sideshow. It's a more intimate wedding. You can have a freak show, too.
Well, I wouldn't call it a sideshow. It's a more intimate wedding. You can have a freak show, too.
No more need for a safe word.
No more need for a safe word.
No more need for a safe word.