Pauley McPaulerson

Three times the charm, I'll come back.

Three times the charm, I'll come back.

What does Miss Rundle get from, like, pardon my ignorance on this, I'm just like, what does she gain from having them released with her f***ery?

What does Miss Rundle get from, like, pardon my ignorance on this, I'm just like, what does she gain from having them released with her f***ery?

Thank you.

Thank you.

You know, you heard about Miami so much. Cash only. Cash only. I love it so much. I can just imagine leaving the park. How the buildings get built here.

You know, you heard about Miami so much. Cash only. Cash only. I love it so much. I can just imagine leaving the park. How the buildings get built here.

Like money laundering operation. I don't know what the it is, but I also want to side note Suarez is adorable. Like that man is so cute. Okay, just in case he's sad about everything.

Like money laundering operation. I don't know what the it is, but I also want to side note Suarez is adorable. Like that man is so cute. Okay, just in case he's sad about everything.

I'm in my 40s, Billy. What do you want? You're all into date. Are you okay? Just kidding, 37. Are you okay? No, that's crazy. No, he's very adorable. He's a very adorable man. I'll give you his number. But the vet thing, didn't they find drugs or something after?

I'm in my 40s, Billy. What do you want? You're all into date. Are you okay? Just kidding, 37. Are you okay? No, that's crazy. No, he's very adorable. He's a very adorable man. I'll give you his number. But the vet thing, didn't they find drugs or something after?

Animal drugs? That's like the last thing Miami needed. You know what I mean? Puppy GHB. Tranquilizers. I can see Corey Obey like, I have a great idea.

Animal drugs? That's like the last thing Miami needed. You know what I mean? Puppy GHB. Tranquilizers. I can see Corey Obey like, I have a great idea.

The one that was really like stood out to me was that the hundred thousand dollars for a party called Havana Fridays.

The one that was really like stood out to me was that the hundred thousand dollars for a party called Havana Fridays.

And you're running against him, right?

And you're running against him, right?

The outfits, my God, the outfits coming to the scene were amazing. The stripper clothes, it was the best.

The outfits, my God, the outfits coming to the scene were amazing. The stripper clothes, it was the best.

Why does he have so much magnetism? Does he have charisma? What is it?

Why does he have so much magnetism? Does he have charisma? What is it?

Bully. That's all. And he threatens and intimidates people. That doesn't work on Miami people that much. Like, I feel like Miami people got, they push back. Like, why don't they?

Bully. That's all. And he threatens and intimidates people. That doesn't work on Miami people that much. Like, I feel like Miami people got, they push back. Like, why don't they?

Like, vámonos, vámonos, chica, vámonos. Did you hear the Spanish?

Like, vámonos, vámonos, chica, vámonos. Did you hear the Spanish?

I'm a bully. I know that. Don't worry. Don't have to explain to me what that is. I've made many people cry. But no, dude, someone needs to run against him.

I'm a bully. I know that. Don't worry. Don't have to explain to me what that is. I've made many people cry. But no, dude, someone needs to run against him.

Why is he hiding inside on his teeth? Why does he refuse to move at the upper part of his mouth?

Why is he hiding inside on his teeth? Why does he refuse to move at the upper part of his mouth?

Is that tobacco?

Is that tobacco?

I can't, but he just talks like this the whole time.

I can't, but he just talks like this the whole time.

Does it belong to him?

Does it belong to him?

What is it?

What is it?

I think it's Cuba and the U.S.

I think it's Cuba and the U.S.

Oh! I just sounded like a giant cock.

Oh! I just sounded like a giant cock.

That's got to be some amendment. Yeah, that's right. Like breaking some amendment. Jesus, look at that. Look at that.

That's got to be some amendment. Yeah, that's right. Like breaking some amendment. Jesus, look at that. Look at that.

You're in Spanish, which is, what does that mean? I speak that TV Spanish, which, like, if you're from Miami, you know that none of our countries really speaks like that. Like, if you're from Cuba, if you're from Venezuela, if you're from Chile, if you're from Dominican Republic, nobody speaks in like that, like, Bienvenido al programa. Bienvenido a Porque Miami. Este es mi amigo Billy Corbin.

You're in Spanish, which is, what does that mean? I speak that TV Spanish, which, like, if you're from Miami, you know that none of our countries really speaks like that. Like, if you're from Cuba, if you're from Venezuela, if you're from Chile, if you're from Dominican Republic, nobody speaks in like that, like, Bienvenido al programa. Bienvenido a Porque Miami. Este es mi amigo Billy Corbin.

Wait, you need one of those, dude.

Wait, you need one of those, dude.

Joe Carollo.

Joe Carollo.

I love that song. I want it to be my ringtone. It's really good. Cocaines.

I love that song. I want it to be my ringtone. It's really good. Cocaines.

Like, where is that country that speaks like that? You know what I mean? It's like this. I'm guessing Telemundo. Is it a country? Imagine. Bienvenido al país de nosotros. Why?

Like, where is that country that speaks like that? You know what I mean? It's like this. I'm guessing Telemundo. Is it a country? Imagine. Bienvenido al país de nosotros. Why?

You heard it in the video. It's like, it's awesome. It's like my Uber driver today was the best. I mean, he was just like, he was like, where are you going? Like, dress so like, like, like, cause I'm wearing a very short skirt. None of y'all can see, but he was very genuinely curious. And that's how Miami is.

You heard it in the video. It's like, it's awesome. It's like my Uber driver today was the best. I mean, he was just like, he was like, where are you going? Like, dress so like, like, like, cause I'm wearing a very short skirt. None of y'all can see, but he was very genuinely curious. And that's how Miami is.

We're very like loose, loose in our subjects and loose in our, you know, diction because we don't really finish words. And it's very like, you know, it's tranquilo y tropical.

We're very like loose, loose in our subjects and loose in our, you know, diction because we don't really finish words. And it's very like, you know, it's tranquilo y tropical.

And that's the thing. You don't call it booby trap if you don't want shit like that to happen around it. I'm sorry. It's just meant to happen.

And that's the thing. You don't call it booby trap if you don't want shit like that to happen around it. I'm sorry. It's just meant to happen.

Was it a blunt? Was it a blunt someone left on the boat or was it electrical?

Was it a blunt? Was it a blunt someone left on the boat or was it electrical?

And they were throwing money and cash. Did you see that? In the street.

And they were throwing money and cash. Did you see that? In the street.

Stays on Instagram.

Stays on Instagram.

And they looked amazing.

And they looked amazing.

Meanwhile, we have like all this tragedy happened on the other coast with fires. And this like we just make fires look way too fun. We should not. It's not good.

Meanwhile, we have like all this tragedy happened on the other coast with fires. And this like we just make fires look way too fun. We should not. It's not good.

And this one girl was like, that was my client. That was my client. And now I'm f***ed. Now I'm f***ed. Because he wasn't spending money, I guess. What's the difference?

And this one girl was like, that was my client. That was my client. And now I'm f***ed. Now I'm f***ed. Because he wasn't spending money, I guess. What's the difference?

I guess she didn't get to work with him or on him. How do you work on a man when you're a stripper? Yeah, you said it.

I guess she didn't get to work with him or on him. How do you work on a man when you're a stripper? Yeah, you said it.

Roy, do you go to strip clubs? Yeah.

Roy, do you go to strip clubs? Yeah.

A lot of married men go to strip clubs, I feel.

A lot of married men go to strip clubs, I feel.

That's what I got. Is that what you got? No, no.

That's what I got. Is that what you got? No, no.

Did you see the beach pictures? It's insane.

Did you see the beach pictures? It's insane.

Nobody in Florida is ready. Their wardrobe... That guy was in a t-shirt. He was like, and we're getting snow, and he's still in a t-shirt.

Nobody in Florida is ready. Their wardrobe... That guy was in a t-shirt. He was like, and we're getting snow, and he's still in a t-shirt.

Have you seen Florida people's winter clothes, you guys? Are you kidding me? This is my winter clothes.

Have you seen Florida people's winter clothes, you guys? Are you kidding me? This is my winter clothes.

That's the Miami dress code. It's always like a sweater that they got at a sports game, right? Like a university of something. Yeah, like a dolphin sweater and like shorts and chancletas. And like, bro, they're not equipped. I'm sorry. Can you translate for our audience what's a chancleta? Chancletas?

That's the Miami dress code. It's always like a sweater that they got at a sports game, right? Like a university of something. Yeah, like a dolphin sweater and like shorts and chancletas. And like, bro, they're not equipped. I'm sorry. Can you translate for our audience what's a chancleta? Chancletas?

It's the thing that your mom uses for discipline? No, it's the, yes, it's actually a tool for discipline that your parents wear on your feet, or anyone wears on their feet. It's called, what is it?

It's the thing that your mom uses for discipline? No, it's the, yes, it's actually a tool for discipline that your parents wear on your feet, or anyone wears on their feet. It's called, what is it?

Flip flops.

Flip flops.

We're on our 12th day of weather in our 60s, in the 60s, which is crazy for Miami, because we don't have seasons. And this is the first year that I feel like we have a little bit of a season.

We're on our 12th day of weather in our 60s, in the 60s, which is crazy for Miami, because we don't have seasons. And this is the first year that I feel like we have a little bit of a season.

I know my Miami girls are all happy about this winter hair. There is very little humidity. Look at this winter hair, y'all. This is Miami girl hair heaven.

I know my Miami girls are all happy about this winter hair. There is very little humidity. Look at this winter hair, y'all. This is Miami girl hair heaven.

To my hair.

To my hair.

Yeah, Miami hair winter. I don't know. We'll make the words fit later. I said my Spanish was good, not my English. I'm having a bad hair day. No, you're having a great. Why were you bitching about your hairline earlier?

Yeah, Miami hair winter. I don't know. We'll make the words fit later. I said my Spanish was good, not my English. I'm having a bad hair day. No, you're having a great. Why were you bitching about your hairline earlier?

And Uncle Joey is actually just starting chemo. So let's give it out to Uncle Joey. Not Jesse. Jesse's the one with the good hair. And Joey is starting chemo.

And Uncle Joey is actually just starting chemo. So let's give it out to Uncle Joey. Not Jesse. Jesse's the one with the good hair. And Joey is starting chemo.

Which one? Starting chemo? That's his one?

Which one? Starting chemo? That's his one?

How do you not know about this? You were either a rapper. What was it called? A baser or a rocker in the 90s, right? You only listened to rock or like Miami Bass.

How do you not know about this? You were either a rapper. What was it called? A baser or a rocker in the 90s, right? You only listened to rock or like Miami Bass.

I was Miami bass girl.

I was Miami bass girl.

Are you thinking of me when you f*** her? That lyric.

Are you thinking of me when you f*** her? That lyric.

Yeah, are you thinking of me when you f*** her?

Yeah, are you thinking of me when you f*** her?

Atlantis Morissette. Okay, cool. Atlantis. I just call her Atlantis Morissette. Okay, I need to make this up.

Atlantis Morissette. Okay, cool. Atlantis. I just call her Atlantis Morissette. Okay, I need to make this up.

They're just trying to build and build and build and build and build and they don't see it. They're trying to turn my island into Dubai. Have you seen? I live in the cutest little island, guys, on 79th Street.

They're just trying to build and build and build and build and build and they don't see it. They're trying to turn my island into Dubai. Have you seen? I live in the cutest little island, guys, on 79th Street.

Oh my God, come over, guys.

Oh my God, come over, guys.

I do have super fun karaoke nights. And everyone on the podcast is invited to just holler.

I do have super fun karaoke nights. And everyone on the podcast is invited to just holler.

Well, yeah, I mean, I can't claim that. I feel like he's everyone's boyfriend.

Well, yeah, I mean, I can't claim that. I feel like he's everyone's boyfriend.