Pedro Pascal

Is it B, angrily responding to every negative Yelp review about his monastery?

Yes!

When one reviewer complained about the food at the Abbey, the monk responded, and this is true, yeah, it's monastic cuisine, you uneducated .

Is it A, Law and Order's dun-dun sound is partly a recording of 500 monks stomping on a wood floor?

The dun-dun also includes the sound of a hammer hitting an anvil, and if you listen closely, the scream of a man who just hit his thumb with a hammer.

Bill, how did Chris Pervetti do?

Congratulations, Chris, you're a big winner.

And Chris Perfetti is one of the stars of Abbott Elementary.

All four seasons are streaming now.

Chris Perfetti, thank you so much for joining us on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.