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Penn Holderness

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2289 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

Where are they touching you?

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

Nowhere in the mommy-daddy area.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

What should I call it?

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

Your special purpose.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

Nothing happened to my special purpose.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

There is like a fear of something happening to your special purpose also during pregnancy.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

Which is why you wear underwear.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

But I mean, it's covered by a towel, but sometimes it's a loose towel.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

That's what I'm saying.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

If I'm a woman, I would want the men on my table to be wearing underwear.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

She told me specifically to take off all of my clothing, including my underwear.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

And it wasn't like one of those places.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

No, obviously.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

And there was, yeah, it was all very professional.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

But I mean, again, why are we worried about any of this?

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

I was worried I was going to crap my pants.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

That's the main part of this story.

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Vacation Realizations & Digestive Situations

She wanted nothing to do with your ass.